Thursday, December 3, 2015

12 Thoughts You Have as a Diet Coke Addict

  1. I'm bummed/happy/annoyed. I could really use some Diet Coke right now.
  2. Where is the nearest vending machine?
  3. Maybe I should run to the store and buy some for home.
  4. Yay! This fountain soda has extra syrup! Best diet coke ever.
  5. How much money do I spend on diet coke a year?
  6. Is this really as horrible for my health as people say?
  7. Oh well, basically everything that tastes good is bad for you. If diet coke is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  8. Ahh, this fizz is amazing! So much carbonation.
  9. Just one more glass.
  10. I finished this 2 liter already? Good thing I bought multiple.
  11. What do you mean, you only serve Pepsi products? Diet Pepsi is not the same!
  12. I will never stop loving you, Diet Coke.

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