12 Thoughts You Have as a Diet Coke Addict

1. I'm bummed/happy/annoyed. I could really use some Diet Coke right now.
2. Where is the nearest vending machine?
3. Maybe I should run to the store and buy some for home.
4. Yay! This fountain soda has extra syrup! Best diet coke ever.
5. How much money do I spend on diet coke a year?
6. Is this really as horrible for my health as people say?
7. Oh well, basically everything that tastes good is bad for you. If diet coke is wrong, I don't want to be right.
8. Ahh, this fizz is amazing! So much carbonation.
9. Just one more glass.
10. I finished this 2 liter already? Good thing I bought multiple.
11. What do you mean, you only serve Pepsi products? Diet Pepsi is not the same!
12. I will never stop loving you, Diet Coke.